damagedgoods23
"If one of my channels is chewed up (missing episodes) blame veoh---they delete stuff sometimes..."
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Posted 15 years ago
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I blame chickens for the colapse of peanut-butter sandwiches in this country. When I ruled Burundi I had 42 wives on which I whelped 603 children; 302 of which were human. I once wrestled with a Buick until it got tired--and then I ate it. I shave with broken lightbulbs--and then I eat those too. I overheard a conversation today between a fire hydrant and a Rabbi--they were discussing egg-yolks and mastrubatory lubricants of choice. The rainbow won the argument by killing the ham sandwich with a smell. We all rang our bells and the country folded itself into a crane and flew up my ass. If I keep growing I'll be Tom by lunchtime--and then I'll really show my crazy coat hangers what I've got underneath my kimono! Corn is my favorite potato. I need jxvy for my nipple clips. And when the car battery smoked crack; it almost looked like W.C. Feilds on his chimney boots.
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HALLOWEEN IS OVER.T_T
Posted 15 years agoMew mew mew! Play with ball of string mew nya!
I sometimes touch myself when I think about tobasco sauce. I fight evil with my power to drink sodas real fast.I can throw worms incredibly far; and I still only drink gasoline and eat babies...
Tornadoes appearing in my toilet.Rectally inserted breakfast cereal for world peace.Yo mama.Self igniting fireworks for orphans.People with long names for their genitals.Typical anomalies.
Smelly chocolate pants makes me sad. "King tube steak" is the name I have given my right pinky toe.Who told on me?
I'd rather read the book if possible, but;American Beauty,Eraserhead,5th element, 12 monkeys, Its a wonderful life, Anything by studio Ghibli, Mullhullond Drive, The Fountain, Donnie Darko,
Favorite anime:Evangelion,Raxephon,Eureka 7,Melancholy of Haruhi,Naruto,Cowboy Bebop, Samauri Champloo,FLCL,Nadesico,Welcome to the NHK,Outlaw Star,GunXSword,Full Metal Panic/Alchemist,Solty Rei,Elfin Lied,Ghost in the Shell,Code Geass,and many more
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Geezer do u have a blog? Don't let it go to your head but u have a brillently perverted way with words
Posted 14 years ago