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In America there was a mass murder. Policemen went to investigate. Trying not to tread on the bodies, the police took pictures of each one. One policemen saw something on the opposite wall but he couldn't read it. He walks over to it and sees the numbers "7734" in calculator form, written in blood. When taking pictures of this he turned his camera upside-down and told an approaching police officer. When he pointed with the hand that the camera was in, he accidentally took a picture of the upside-down numbers. The policeman was about to delete the picture when he realized something. The numbers were now a word. The word was "hELL." Submitted by Olivia try halloween-website.com

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Sorry if my English sucks xd I'm not very good at it, so... Susan DaLucci from the American Kittery in the state Maine, became on a morning awake with the painful need go to the bathroom. First she thought she had diarrhoea, but then she stood up she discovered that the pain came out from the wrong hole. She stumbled to the WC. Whereas she went there to sit ,its vagina burst open with a sordid sound. Neighbours who heard the clamour of Susan DeLucci, rang the police force. The police force arrived after some time. They found Susan unconsciously and in each other fallen on the floor of the WC. Of the agents wanted to lay Susan right. But when he lifted her left leg carefully, there came a small beast crawled from Susan's vagina. The agent stared shocked to the small beast which meanwhile on the floor ran. It was a small shrimp which was on the cold floor in search of water. The agent felt its flatulence come up and twisted its head to the pot to deliver. The whole pot drunk full with small baby shrimps.

If you think that was most terrible, then you're wrong. Read how this way come all: Susan DeLucci died. That was the consequence of a combination of shock and a heavy head wound. She probably stood up to look what she had defecated. Afterwards she had been beaten in shock against the floor. After research is come be certain that Susan had bought days for her dead in the hypermarket a live crayfish. The tail of this animal had introduced them as masturbation in her vagina. For increase her joy she had loved a lighter under the head the crayfish, as a result of which the crayfish with its tail bounced back and forth. In her house the police force found several lesbian porno-video' s. the crayfish was found in the detritus bucket. Tracks of Susan' s DNA was found on the crayfish. The head of the crayfish was burned.

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