An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No." The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
Posted 16 years agoekkkkkkk........heres a joke A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever." A smart ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
Posted 16 years agoahahahahahaahahah i happen 2 laugh alot i do most of the time....im all about having fun and wilding out dudes...partying all the time well not so much anymore but i go now and then u wanna know more bout me then ask.......make sure u add me as a friend too dont just send a request and dont say shit...............^()^
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Posted 16 years ago