DesmondPfeiffer

Born in 1902, I just celebrated my 29th birthday. Blessed with looks, talent and charm, I find what I want but don't go after it. After serving a 92 year sentence for a sodomy crime that I didn't commit in 1993, I was released on probation to the care of my charming Aunt Eurethra. When she abandoned me, I found comfort in the paws of a gruff but loveable Pegasus named Luno who forced himself on me nightly for 8 years. I am now seeking companionship in anyone of the swine persuasion. Currently I am masturbating.

You name it... especially most anything abnormal.

Aliens in the Family, My Mother the Car, The People Next Door, A Little Bit Strange, Over the Top, Public Morals, Emily's Reasons Why Not, Lush Life, Party Girl, Teen Angel, You Wish, Meego, Crumbs, Turn-On, The Brady Brides, The Head, Nearly Departed

Nudist Colony of the Dead, Halloween III, The Langoliers, Shock Treatment, Meet the Feebles, Pink Flamingos, SS Hell Camp, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, 9 Dead Gay Guys, Bubble Boy, Dead Boyz Can't Fly, Animal Room

King Diamond, Milli Vanilli, Franz Liszt