It's giant, it's HUGE, it's ferocious, it's pink
Cheap aftershave, lame chat-up lines and obnoxiousness just don't impress Zara Phillips... or her horse !
This is why it's essential for girls to keep the leg stubble at bay!
Getting the perfect photo of yourself is a bind. Sure, you've got the hardware, but have you got what it takes ?
I can think of many things I'd like girls to be, but noodles just aren't on the top of my list.
If you're gonna attack a tennis ninja then make sure it isn't Roger Federer cos he'll have ya for sure !!
If you can't beat him at tennis then you might fancy going for an air guitar jammin showdown instead !
The vikings have nothing better to do than unleashing high octane phone racing upon us !
Be careful with that wolf whistle cos there's nothing dwarf-like about the nutshot you'll be receiving !
Got a problem and no one else can help ? Maybe you can hire The Dwarves !